You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte paralax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker.
Turn your Tumblr “into a Major Lazer video.” This is weird.
(descriptive quote and link via Kid Ethnic on Facebook)