Guy Walks Into a Bar - The New Yorker

So, at around this point, the twelve-inch pianist finishes up his sonata. And he walks over to the bar and climbs onto one of the stools. And he’s, like, “Listen, I couldn’t help but overhear the end of your conversation. I never told anyone this before, but my dad and I didn’t speak the last ten years of his life.”

And the bartender’s, like, “Tell me more about that.” And he pours the pianist a tiny glass of whiskey.

Guy Walks Into a Bar - The New Yorker

So, at around this point, the twelve-inch pianist finishes up his sonata. And he walks over to the bar and climbs onto one of the stools. And he’s, like, “Listen, I couldn’t help but overhear the end of your conversation. I never told anyone this before, but my dad and I didn’t speak the last ten years of his life.”
And the bartender’s, like, “Tell me more about that.” And he pours the pianist a tiny glass of whiskey.
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heineken light commercial, featuring neil patrick harris.

Oh just another beer commercial with a celeb… BUT WAIT! This one features PITizens Micah Sherman (The Baldwins, People Improvising) and Happy Anderson. 

Just don’t try to drink beer in front of Micah.

See Micah every Saturday at The PIT at 8pm with The Baldwins!

It’s kind of weird to be scrolling through the old Tumblr dashboard and see a friend from high school in a Heineken commercial with Neil Patrick Harris.