You asked for it, you got it… Toyota!
(Source: youtube.com)
chumble spuzz
Posts tagged humor
May7
Mar30
Also on repeat in my brain.
Jan23
…But then one gray morning did Internet Explorer 6 no longer load The Google. Refresh was clicked, again and again, but still did Internet Explorer 6 not load The Google. Perhaps The Google was broken, the people thought, but then The Yahoo too did not load. Nor did Hotmail. Nor USAToday.com. The land was thrown into panic. Internet Explorer 6 was minimized then maximized. The Compaq Presario was unplugged then plugged back in. The old mouse was brought out and plugged in beside the new mouse. Still, The Google did not load….
Jan13
Tebowie
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ,
Commencing fourth down, hut-hut hike…
Sep29
Bra trick shocks town's school committee→
The trick was performed Tuesday by Russell Fitzgerald, an amateur magician known to open meetings with a little sleight of hand. It was met with no laughs, just stunned silence.
I like how matter-of-fact the last sentence is.
Jul15
Three-toed sloth crossing the road in Costa Rica (Sloth’s Perpective) (by JoeCoSan)
Jul12
David Beckham does a remarkable job of keeping a straight face through all of this.
David Beckham’s Hidden Camera Fun
Ellen DeGeneres and David Beckham decided to pull a hidden camera prank on an unsuspecting masseuse. David had to say everything Ellen told him.
(via The Clicker)
(Source: youtube.com)
Jul5
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow-Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room.→
I especially appreciate the way you’ve got one leg up on the counter. Not only does this allow the hot jet stream of air a more direct passage to your gene-carrying duffle bag, it also gives me an intrusive view to the white fields of pubis covering your taint and beyond. It almost makes me think of Santa Claus, but I was not sexually abused by Kris Kringle as a child.
Mar22
animals
(Source: youtube.com)
Feb9
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
Ew, what’s that in its mouth? Oh, it’s got a cobra? Oh, it runs backwards? Now watch this. Look, a snake’s up in a tree? Honey Badger don’t care. Honey Badger don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants.
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